Have you ever been forced to wear ridiculous jumpers and eat sub-par crushed fruit mix three meals a day? Seriously. The calamity involved with being an infant makes adolescent angst seem petty and foolish. The baby is the only truly misunderstood member of society.
Have you ever wondered why a baby cries when it's born? It's because it's the only naked person in a room full of clothed giants. Being born would be like waking up to find yourself completely nude in a room with Shaquille O'Neal and the Hulk.
I think it's safe to say we would all burst into tears in such a situation.
I want you to imagine having no means by which to communicate any thoughts you may have. Us teenagers are actually quite lucky, we have words with which you can convey our emotions. Babies on the other hand are limited to shouting and crying as their only methods of self preservation.
So cheer up.
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